Oh, wait, wait….

Suddenly I understand the unreasoning hatred toward Texas I alluded to earlier in the week.

It seems that Warren Chisum, the chairman of the House Appropriations Committee, weighs in on the side of those who feel that the Earth revolving around the Sun is a crackpot idea forwarded by a bunch of Jewish conspirators. The memo Chisum forwarded to legislators originates from a Georgia rep, but Good God!

Next we’ll be outlawing penicillin, because infections are obviously due to an imbalance of bodily humors. That whole medicine thing was started by a buncha Jews in medieval times, tryin’ ta invent socialized medicine!

I’m back to hating people again. My life is such a rollercoaster.

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  1. You know, Mr. Chisum, sometimes it pays to read everything that falls on your desk before slappin’ your signature on it. Makes you wonder what happens when he signs a law, don’t it?That memo is hilarious. First clue that it’s a nutjob: It’s written like a chain letter, complete with IMPORTANT words capitalized. SECOND clue: The “evidence” comes from the SAME website, which just has a SUSPICIOUS name. Yeesh…


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