Panic (or something) Attack

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Make them stop MAKE THEM STOP!!!

I actually said to a caller today, “It doesn’t matter how many syllables you break the word ‘please’ into, there are still no appointments available.”

I didn’t add “unless you’re in pain” because I feel giving ammo to the enemy is bad… and I really didn’t need to hear a poorly-enacted groan at that point.

Not back two weeks and already I need another vacation.