AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Make them stop MAKE THEM STOP!!!
I actually said to a caller today, “It doesn’t matter how many syllables you break the word ‘please’ into, there are still no appointments available.”
I didn’t add “unless you’re in pain” because I feel giving ammo to the enemy is bad… and I really didn’t need to hear a poorly-enacted groan at that point.
Not back two weeks and already I need another vacation.