Failed Customer Gambit of the Day

“Hello, I’d like to schedule a cleaning for next week.”

“I’m sorry, next week is Fort Bend ISD’s Spring Break. Wily parents booked that week solid back in January.”

“You know… I’d really hate to have to find a different dentist.”

“Well, that’s your right. Good luck with that.”


Come now, was that really supposed to make me kick an orphan cancer patient or something out of their appointment and give it to you?

I am constantly amazed by people. And also amazed that a simple vitamin early in the morning can cause me to face such an occurrence with bemusement instead of rage and/or depression.

In other news, Order of the Stick #422 is in W I D E S C R E E N ! Now THAT’s epic!