Things To Possibly Do On That Rare Day Off

1. Sleep.

2. Read a book.

3. Watch a movie.

4. Play City of Heroes for 18 hours straight.

5. Catch up on correspondence.

6. Shop for groceries.

7. Clean home office – that path to the door just doesn’t cut it anymore.

8. It seems you have a wife. This bears investigation.

9. That kid running around may also be yours, too.

or

10. Work on your taxes.

Stoopid gummint.