1. Sleep.
2. Read a book.
3. Watch a movie.
4. Play City of Heroes for 18 hours straight.
5. Catch up on correspondence.
6. Shop for groceries.
7. Clean home office – that path to the door just doesn’t cut it anymore.
8. It seems you have a wife. This bears investigation.
9. That kid running around may also be yours, too.
or
10. Work on your taxes.
…
Stoopid gummint.


